Kama Sutra (I) [Cập nhật dữ liệu dịch thuật mới của Chương trình me()]

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Preparing for love

"In all these things connected with love, everybody should act according to his own inclination."

Preparing the body

In the Hindu tradition that produced the Kama Sutra, the human body is seen as a vehicle for expressing spirituality-nut, and in the West for many centuries since, as a sinful thing. Sex is celebrated as a sacrament and the erotic statues and wall carvings seen in Hindu temples throughout India pay testimony to this ancient belief. The Hindu tradition regards the body as deserving of being treated with reverence, and in the section describing the "life of a citizen," the Kama Sutra details the care it should receive: "Now the householder, having got up in the morning and performed his necessary duties, should wash his teeth, apply a limited quantity of ointments and perfumes to his body, put some ornaments on his person and collyrium [a medicated eye lotion] on his eyelids and below his eves, color his lips with alacktaka [a dye], and look at himself in the glass.

Having then eaten betel leaves, with other things that give fragrance to the mouth, he should perform his usual business. He should bathe daily, anoint his body with oil every other day, apply a lathering substance to his body every three days, get his head (including face) shaved every four days and the other parts of his body every five or ten days. All these things should he done without fail, and the sweat of the armpits should also be removed."

Cultural preferences change, and the details are not as important as the principle.

Two thousand years later, cleanliness remains a priority for nearly all lovers, and for many the use of fragrances enhances lovemaking. Be sure that what you use on your hair and body appeals not just to you but to your partner, too. Whether you are male or female, a fragrance that does not suit you will probably turn your lover off — whereas one that enhances your essence can only make good sex better still.


Perfuming the breath

Body odor alone dampens sexual position, but when it is combined had breath it can kill desire stone dead. Not for nothing does the Kama Sutra recommend remedies for improving the breath. Fortunately, there is the wide range of breath fresheners on the market, and they are probably more effective than the betel leaves suggested by Vatsyayana.

Those who suffer from bad breath are often unaware the problem — sometimes because there partner does not want to mention it. If you suspect you may be suffering from it, ask your partner to be honest with you. However, when bad breath is serious and constant, the sufferer should seek medical advice rather than simply disguising the problem.


The erogenous zones

It is said that the most patent sexual organ is the brain. The must obvious meaning of this wise dictum is that, without the free play of the imagination, sex can become a soulless and mechanical activity. Male or female, what good lovers have in common is a sensitive and imaginative appreciation of those parts of the body that are rather clinically referred to as the erogenous zones. Perhaps we should call these the pleasure zones, for it is by rapping their erotic potential that you can complement the more extreme joys of which the body is capable. No one who is sexually active would deny that the genitals are one of the primary erogenous zones, along with the brain and the skin.

But to concentrate on them to the exclusion of the body's myriad other pleasure zones is like eating part of a wellbalanced meal and leaving the rest.

The classic books on Eastern sexual practice share an awareness of the pleasure zones.

They speak of in terms of kissing and touching. Of the kiss, for example, the Kama Sutra says that the places where it should be applied include the lips, the inside of the mouth, the forehead, the cheeks, the throat, and the breasts. Most of us also appreciate the potential for pleasure in the nipples, the buttocks, the earlobes and the feet.

The list is as long as you and your partner want it to be. Some people are turned on by having their calves touched, or the inside of their arm. For others, it is anywhere they have skin!

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